HaHaHaiku

My life, love, and complaints in little poems.

Disproved the theory

“A watched pot never boils.” Ha!

Homework won’t get done.

Ludacris beats

consistently cause one thing:

Embarrassing moves.

Put pesto on shit.

It will taste better. Always.

Eggs, noodles, planes, trains…

Two-hour walk alone.

Snow turned to rain, dead end streets.

How cinematic.

One Step Forward

Woke up, then showered.

Class, lunch, gym, responsible.

Time for cigarettes.

One of those mornings

where it seems teeth have grown moss.

Damn you, mouth breathing.

That email to mom

was not quite as coherent

as it seemed post-beer

Oh, marijuana.

Hello, pillow. Hello, cheese.

Oh, marijuana.

Up til obscene hours.

My eyes would close but then- THOUGHTS!

Alas, no coffee.

Light through fog and trees.

Tearfully gorgeous morning-

she holds someone else.