My life, love, and complaints in little poems.HaHaHaikuTumblr (3.0; @hahahaiku)http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/Disproved the theory &#8220;A watched pot never boils.&#8221; Ha! Homework won&#8217;t get done.<p>Disproved the theory</p> <p>&#8220;A watched pot never boils.&#8221; Ha!</p> <p>Homework won&#8217;t get done.</p>http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16962194939http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16962194939Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:59:00 -0500haikuhumorpota watched pot never boilsLudacris beats consistently cause one thing: Embarrassing moves.<p>Ludacris beats</p> <p>consistently cause one thing:</p> <p>Embarrassing moves.</p>http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16657853736http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16657853736Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:14:00 -0500Put pesto on shit. It will taste better. Always. Eggs, noodles, planes, trains&#8230;<p>Put pesto on shit.</p> <p>It will taste better. Always.</p> <p>Eggs, noodles, planes, trains&#8230;</p>http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16577926681http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16577926681Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:29:03 -0500Two-hour walk alone. Snow turned to rain, dead end streets. How cinematic.<p>Two-hour walk alone.</p> <p>Snow turned to rain, dead end streets.</p> <p>How cinematic.</p>http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16577894479http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16577894479Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:27:52 -0500One Step Forward<p>Woke up, then showered.</p> <p>Class, lunch, gym, responsible.</p> <p>Time for cigarettes.</p>http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16535540987http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16535540987Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:43:00 -0500haikuhumorcigarettesOne of those mornings where it seems teeth have grown moss. Damn you, mouth breathing.<p>One of those mornings</p> <p>where it seems teeth have grown moss.</p> <p>Damn you, mouth breathing.</p>http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16521251586http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16521251586Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:38:00 -0500haikuwhy am i single?That email to mom was not quite as coherent as it seemed post-beer<p>That email to mom</p> <p>was not quite as coherent</p> <p>as it seemed post-beer</p>http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16508103424http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16508103424Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:53:00 -0500awkwardhaikutruthinteresting replyOh, marijuana. Hello, pillow. Hello, cheese. Oh, marijuana.<p>Oh, marijuana.</p> <p>Hello, pillow. Hello, cheese.</p> <p>Oh, marijuana.</p>http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16500791607http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16500791607Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:44:00 -0500marijuanamunchieshaikuUp til obscene hours. My eyes would close but then- THOUGHTS! Alas, no coffee.<p>Up til obscene hours.</p> <p>My eyes would close but then- THOUGHTS!</p> <p>Alas, no coffee.</p>http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16471580822http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16471580822Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:05:00 -0500homeLight through fog and trees. Tearfully gorgeous morning- she holds someone else.<p>Light through fog and trees.</p> <p>Tearfully gorgeous morning-</p> <p>she holds someone else.</p>http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16471559398http://hahahaiku.tumblr.com/post/16471559398Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:04:49 -0500love